Saturday, February 28, 2009
Bored. So I am going to post some funny quotes and stuffs :D
"Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health!" - Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)
"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)
"Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we're gonna wish we were lost at sea! " - Ranma (Ranma 1/2)
"All the girls in Konoha are so hot these days." - Jiraiya (Naruto)
"That's life. Those are life. This is life. They're all lives." - Excel (Excel Saga)
"You know why big brothers are born first? To protect the little ones that come after them." - Ichigo (Bleach)
"How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money. " - Ichigo (Bleach)
"You have to take the path you have to take." - Hibiki Tokai (Vandread)
"*points to Jet* "Don't give me that art of war crap! And you! *points to the other man* You take too long to take a sh*t"" - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)
"How could I forget? He's into dead girls!" - Kagome (Inuyasha)
"Unless I grip the sword, I can not protect you. While gripping the sword I can not embrace you." - Ichigo (Bleach)
" I think you managed to singe some of my leg hairs!" - Radditz (Dragon Ball Z)
"I came to laugh at you!" - Chars Aznabal (Gundam)
“I see. So basically, you’re a Death God? And you came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie– NO WAY I’LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!” – Ichigo (Bleach)
Kon: Nice angle~
Don Kan'onji: SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU! BWHAHAHAHA!
Kenpachi: "How about I give you an advantage. Cut me anywhere you want."
Byakuya: "The Kuchiki family is one of the four noble families. We are the role models for all Shinigami. If we do not obey the rules. Who will ?"
Ichigo: Wha... what the hell are you!?
Ishida: Ishida Uryuu. Quincy. I... hate Shinigami.
Hinamori: Aizen Taichouuuuuuuuuuu!!
Ichigo: Yo.
Aizen: No one starts... on the top of the world. Not you. Not me. Not even gods. But the unbearable vacancy of the throne in the sky is over. From now on... I will be sitting on it.
Ikkaku: Rescue her? How many of you are here? Seven? Maybe eight?
Ichigo: Five people and a cat
Ulquiorra: The fake shinigami we were targeting, it turned out he wasn't even worth killing, he was just more of the usual trash
Byakuya: "I didn't know one can cut off a head of with just your skills?"
Kenpachi: "Want me to try it on you?"
Byakuya: "You want me to let you try it?"
Komamura: "Let's begin Zaraki Kenpachi! It's the fight to the death that you enjoyed so much!
Kenpachi: (Laughing) "Fight to the death eh!? Alrighty then! If that's the case, i'm not holding back! If i kill you, become a ghost and come back to kill me!
Hitsugaya: Aizen, I will kill you.
Aizen: Don't use such strong words. It makes you look weak.
After all, there's nothing but fear reflected in your sword.
When you dodge, "I'm afraid of getting cut".
When you attack, "I'm afraid of cutting someone".
Even when you try to protect someone; "I'm afraid of letting them die".
Yes, your sword only speaks to me of absurd fear.
That's not it.
What's neccesary in a fight isn't fear.
Nothing can be born from that.
If you dodge, "I won't let them cut me".
If you protect someone, "I won't let them die".
If you attack, "I'll cut them".
Well can't you see...
... the resolve to cut you reflected in my sword?
-Urahara Kisuke
Chapter 172:
Aizen: "It is quite difficult to control one's strength... while stepping on an ant without killing it."
It's my Boo Boo Cushion! -Kon
Kon: What the hell is with the name Kon?!
Ichigo: Saying Kaizou Konpaku every time is annoying. Kon is good enough for you.
Kon: That doesn't mean you can call me Kon! It makes me sound like an idiot. I know! Why don't you call me Kai from the first word, kaizon?
Kai sounds nice! Call me Kai!
Ichigo: No way!
Kon: Why?
Ichigo: Because Kai sounds kind of cool, and I would be pissed off if you were called that.
Kon: You jerk...
This one is one of my favorite :D
Renji: Huh?!
Rukia: Hey,Ichigo! What are you going to do?!
Renji: Wait,hey! You aren't planning to...
Ichigo: Take her!
Renji: You idiot!
-Rukia flies with a priceless scream and expression on her face-
Rukia: Idiot! Ichigo,you bastard!
Renji: What would you do if I dropped her?! You jerk!
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